How To Eat Mini Wheats

So we were doing a pre-production meeting over breakfast for an upcoming post on the morning ritual that Dad and I have going, and it turned out that nobody on the production team knew the proper way to eat Mini Wheats. (Yes, we have production meetings for these. You don't think we just take some pictures, write the text, and throw these up on the web do you? Crazy talk!)

Once I was done instructing the production team on how to eat Mini Wheats, we decided that we should probably get a post online sharing that wisdom with the rest of the world. Can't leave the rest of you in ignorance now can we?

So how do you eat Mini Wheats? It's really quite simple - there are only the two steps:

1. Suck out the milk. There is no better milk in the world than milk sucked out of a Mini Wheat. Plus, it stops the soggy-fication process on the Mini Wheat itself.

2. Once you've sucked the milk out of all the Mini Wheats in the bowl (notice that there is no milk in the bowl), then go back through and actually eat the Mini Wheats. And Cheerios, if you've got 'em.

Oh, and I don't actually eat Kellogg's Mini Wheats - I prefer the Kashi Autumn Wheat version. But they wouldn't give any money for the product placement, so I shifted the title to Mini Wheats. Plus, "mini wheat" was one of my first five or so words, believe it or not, so I still call 'em that anyway, regardless of the brand.


[Editors note: Yes, he really does eat them this way, and yes, "mini wee" was one of his very first words. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.]